... Talking of arrivals, Paris Hilton has landed and will no doubt, in the words of Joe, be "hawking her services as she does so well". Brad Pitt has made an appearance today and greeted all the awaiting photographers with his hair style. His hair alone has managed to kick up a bit of a fuss- is it a good look or not?! I think it makes him look a bit like a western Jesus... long blond hair, blue eyes, and a bit of a goaty... Far from the hunk he once was. Joe got some really good close ups so you can be the judge...
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Joe thought Brad looked great tonight... at least that makes one of us! Unfortunately though, Brad was alone as Angelina Jolie was a no-show and Joe reckons she was babysitting. The premiere was easy to cover as Brad was the biggest star there which meant that Joe could concentrate on him. Other names such as Kelly Brook, Michelle Rodriguez and blast from the past Victoria Hervey- the 'it' girl who modelled for the likes of Christian Dior- all walked the hallowed Cannes red carpet. Joe says that Ray Liotta looked weird and although he rates his acting, Liotta apparently resembled an "oldish android".
Today, Joe's team shot Kelly Brook looking very sexy in her bikini... in a phone booth. The photos will be on the front page of the tabloid paper, The Star, tomorrow. After filing pictures to the press Joe headed to the G Star Party...
He likes the brand but they're always erroneously up their own arses as all the garments are made very cheaply in China and are then sold at much higher prices. All this angst was quickly forgotten about though as the money the company are saving through the use of cheap labour, goes towards the top champagne Joe was drinking. Luckily, it was cold and had no ice cubes floating around in it... so there were no tantrums unlike yesterday! The poor girl from yesterday's fiasco was mortified and used Joe's lens cloth to dry her tears... the more I hear, the less I want to know!!
More celebs are en route, the diminutive Kylie Minogue is on her way to Cannes as we speak and she will hopefully be blown here faster by a gust of wind as she is so slight. Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Viggo Mortensen are all due to arrive tomorrow. Finally, Nicole Kidman is expected to be on the catwalk on Thursday which should be fun.
Tomorrow night there's yet another party for Joe to attend, this time for 'Operation Libertad'. Joe's taking it lightly and will most likely judge it's success on what's served. God help the waiters.
Oh and finally, in other news, Joe and and his colleagues have today figured out how to work the washing machine in their apartment- we're definitely dealing with a domestic goddess!
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